Why...

...has there never been a game adaptation of a Steven Seagal film? Answer me that, peoples of the world. You've got all the ingredients for a game there - terrible voice acting, plenty of limb snaps, bone breaks and vicious hand-to-hand/ranged combat - all you need is to get, say, the people behind Dark Messiah to come up with a brutal hand-to-hand system and you could be snapping bones like twigs in a couple of months.

Developers, Seagal needs you!

- David Brown